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Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws - Party Straws - 8 Pack

$30.95

Happy Fucking Birthday line of partywares are approved by sassy grandparents and anyone that enjoys a good laugh on their... Read more Read more


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SKU: LGCP.1076
Barcode: 817717010761

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Happy Fucking Birthday line of partywares are approved by sassy grandparents and anyone that enjoys a good laugh on their special day! This line of hilarious party products has been regarded by media outlets worldwide as the “Official line of adult- themed disposable paper products of 2022”. This beautifully patterned line of tableware features 8 high quality paper 20 cm straws with glittering fuck you fingers. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high class function with any of our fine paper products. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, balloons, candles, games and more!

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